Lord Kellamy del'Fuerte ([info]true_avenger) wrote,
2005-07-12 19:55:00
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So much for boredom.

There is a certain excitement to battle. Mortals would blame it on the hormone adrenaline; we, of course, have it in our nature.

Admittedly, we were also outnumbered, which added a certain undesirable element to the proceedings, but it was...exciting, and interesting. (With no especially irritating consequences.)

The Master Programmer? Hardly a danger to us, especially after I destroyed most of his machinery. He seems a coward and a fool to me.

Somehow I get the impression Lord Fear has developed rather a personal grudge towards me. Can't think why. Really. He is far more formidable than Kilobyte thinks, not that I can't look after myself in a fight.

Still, despite the somewhat unlikely alliance of Knights and evils, I think we...acquitted ourselves well in battle. Even if Kilobyte delayed killing the mortal just long enough for the rescuers to arrive. Mind you, the redhead was a little more forceful when grabbing the Programmer than he'd probably have liked. A pity we did not duel each other this time.

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[info]chmug3

July 12 2005, 19:54:11 UTC 6 years ago

Her name's Sparx, dude. If you've dueled her twice can't you rememeber her name.

Uh what was I here for again... oh yeah, I have to ask just about everyone this, so I guess that includes you, any memory problems?

[info]true_avenger

July 13 2005, 03:32:44 UTC 6 years ago

It's part of dehumanizing the foe, Rule 14: refer to them using a physical description, if possible with a few derogatory adjectives thrown in (ex. 'snivelling superhero'). 14b, though, suggests that using full names is standard for the Evil Overlord as it sounds more impressive and is a helpful way of introducing them to any viewers.

I'll remember her name if we're away from work.

I don't think so. As far as I know my memory has everything it should, but I have not been on the human world as long as most others...

[info]chmug3

July 13 2005, 13:03:18 UTC 6 years ago

Oh..right... this is one of thsoe don't mix buisness with... not buisness, isn't it?

Those evil overllord guides are weird...

[info]true_avenger

July 14 2005, 00:15:49 UTC 6 years ago

Precisely.

Sometimes they're practical. Though sometimes they appear merely frivolous. I haven't seen many of the movies they parody, either. Who is Darth Vader, by the way? An online quiz said he was my "daddy".

[info]chmug3

July 14 2005, 10:10:35 UTC 6 years ago

Darth Vader? You don't know? Dude you have so missed out! He's like, the best evil dude ever to grace the movies. I mean he used to be a good guy but he got in some freaky accident that destroyed a lot of his body, and he chopped off his own sons hand... damn that's a sweet movie!

[info]true_avenger

July 14 2005, 10:13:02 UTC 6 years ago

You like this 'evil dude'?

Maybe you should be on our side. You seem quite good with those computer-things. ;)

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[info]explosive_flame

July 15 2005, 00:56:05 UTC 6 years ago

Yo, Kellamy.

Did you find those videos when you attacked the MP? Because I can't find 'em anywhere.

[info]true_avenger

July 15 2005, 00:59:11 UTC 6 years ago

You will hate this reply, I am sure, but I am not certain. As you are aware, it was quite a hectic night, and I was not programmed with much knowledge of mortal technology. They were likely destroyed. Have you asked the mortal with the computers?

[info]explosive_flame

July 15 2005, 01:03:11 UTC 6 years ago

I don't wanna upset him right now . . . .

Destroyed is good. You were going madhouse on his stuff. :P

[info]true_avenger

July 15 2005, 01:04:07 UTC 6 years ago

I thought he was busy fixing the cyborg?

Just doing my job. :P

[info]explosive_flame

July 15 2005, 01:08:28 UTC 6 years ago

He's making me an upgrade. So I don't want him messing it up.

[info]true_avenger

July 15 2005, 01:10:50 UTC 6 years ago

New powers? Sounds fun. :) I chatted to him last night and he seemed quite chirpy, though.

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July 15 2005, 01:16:00 UTC 6 years ago

You talked to Rick? He seemed chirpy?

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[info]explosive_flame

July 18 2005, 01:31:20 UTC 6 years ago

Do you still find me attractive, Kellamy? Because I desire your touch, you hair, your words, your tongue, I need your very being. Right now.

[info]mortal_hero

July 18 2005, 01:33:11 UTC 6 years ago

Um... okay kellamy you might wanna just ignore her completely right now!!! Seriously, she's gone crazy!

Oh god... he's going to LOVE this...

[info]explosive_flame

July 18 2005, 01:49:27 UTC 6 years ago

Crazy, yes! Crazy with love and desire for his perfectly toned form!

[info]mortal_hero

July 18 2005, 01:54:18 UTC 6 years ago

ignore her!!!

Oh God, how are we ever going to explain this?

[info]explosive_flame

July 18 2005, 01:55:37 UTC 6 years ago

Don't ignore me, kiss me!

[info]mortal_hero

July 18 2005, 01:58:28 UTC 6 years ago

Okay kellamy, I know this is probably a bit of a dream come true for you, but PLEASE for the love of whatever gods you have, don't. Listen.

[info]explosive_flame

July 18 2005, 02:00:04 UTC 6 years ago

Listen, listen! And I swear your dreams will never be the same again!

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July 18 2005, 05:07:13 UTC 6 years ago

I desire you too, eyes, smile, and skin and so forth, but I'd like to know what caused the sudden attitude change first, because if you recover from this I have a rather uncomfortable suspicion you and probably the significant other will hurt me.

[info]explosive_flame

July 18 2005, 05:09:50 UTC 6 years ago

Smart guy.

Just forget it ever happened.

[info]true_avenger

July 18 2005, 06:18:55 UTC 6 years ago

As you wish.

[info]explosive_flame

July 18 2005, 06:35:00 UTC 6 years ago

Thank you.

. . . You're not a fan of the Princess Bride, are you?

[info]true_avenger

July 18 2005, 06:37:18 UTC 6 years ago

It involved swords. The programmer downloaded a bootleg copy online back when he was with us...

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